The snow shovels are back in the shed. #equinox
The grammar checker built into Microsoft Word does not recognize the subjunctive.
I hired a crew from the garden center to prune my apple tree. A pair of mockingbirds just lighted on the upper branches, and then changed their minds quickly. #gardening
The harbingers of Spring are harbinging the heck out of the riparian buffer. #BloomScrolling
Now I need a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy chapters involving quantum mechanics. #PiDay
Gay cardinals. #publicArt #FallsChurch
The Internet has not let me down. Minesweepers needed in #Iran sweepthestrait.com
My friend Connor wrote a book! #Inklings #CSLewis gcsalter.wordpress.com/2026/03/1…
My dictionary says there are six German words that begin with #beige.
The forecast for today is 80°F. Thursday, snow. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ #dmv #wx
FedEx delivered my fruit-tree seedling on Sunday evening. Sub-optimal.
I’m glad somebody explained truck-packing practices to me because without that, getting this hardware in this box wouldn’t make any sense at all. #FedEx
All summer, I was gardening and mowing and weed-whacking and I never had a hint that all those #wasps were there. That’s what I call good neighbors.
The squirrels around here are a bunch of slobs. #squirrel
The CEO of #Apple has been behaving disgracefully, so it pleases me to think that I’m already doing the thing that annoys him most: I’m still using my 2012 iMac.
Despite frozen snow and sleet all around, the #taco truck on the corner is OPEN. Repeat: they are OPEN. 🌮
The town celebrated its bicentennial today, and the entire police force was at the ceremony. I’m thinking our local criminal element missed an opportunity.
Awoke this morning with terrible knowledge: You can sing “Mack the Knife” to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”, but if you do, you ruin both songs.
Despite living in the Anglosphere for three decades, my French wife did not know the word “kazoo”. So I went to the toy box and played one for her. FYI, “La Marseillaise” is a great tune to play on the #kazoo.
The grocery store gave me a coupon for fresh vegetables. 😮
Today the mailman brought a #ChristmasCard addressed to the previous owners of our house. I bought this place in 1997. I admire the sender’s perseverance.
A new year, a new observation to confirm my hypothesis that nobody has ever been woken by the sound of someone washing dishes.